[aamandaa]

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>> Subject: Fw: chicken sandwiches
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what. .
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and
became
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>friends.
>>>>>>>> Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.
>>>>>>>> They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every
>>>>> day!
>>>>>>>> This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades,
>>>>>>>> until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken
>>>>> sandwich.
>>>>>>>> He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating ch icken, don't you
like
>>>>> it
>>>>>>>>anymore?"
>>>>>>>> She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Why?" he asked.
>>>>>>>> She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow
little
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>feathers down there!"
>>>>>>>> "Let me see" he said.
>>>>>>>> "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
>>>>>>>> He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any
>>>>> more
>>>>>>>>chicken."
>>>>>>>> He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought
>>>>> peanut
>>>>>>>>butter.
>>>>>>>> He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken
>>>>> sandwiches,
>>>>>>>> I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
>>>>>>>> She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for
her.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
>>>>>>>> You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!