Dear,Thrifty.Mum
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it When I tripped on peanut butter At the mental hospital and I saw you Carve your initials into The elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning Your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep My common sense as a memory. You should also know that I Hate your cooking and You should get that embarrassing rash checked out.
Please don’t hurt me,
Liljj07
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