Dear liljj07,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when i tripped on peanut butter at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that you need a sex change. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard and your cumcumber fetishism is weird.
Go drown yourself,
Chicky82
Some of these sound sortof mean
in the beverages, they forgot coffee, you can't forget coffee