Your such a bully chicky
Jk
Dear Chicky82,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it When I tripped on peanut butter as you were eating Kraft dinner and I saw you sit on your "my lil pony" collection. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand That I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning Your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Mocked you behind your back constantly and I have a passionate interest for mice.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Lilj
why would i keep your left ear if i'm allergic to it?