football finally makes sense! - funny Subject: FW: football makes sense now!
You do not have to be a football enthusiastic to enjoy this short story.
Football FINALLY makes sense......
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really
liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,
but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25
cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept
screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm
like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!! |