Lol Itzza,
I once mistakenly bought a pack of so-called banana hammocks. Being the guy I am, I felt too silly to take them back, and was too frugal to either throw them away or let them go unused.
Well, I really did try to adapt, but no matter how I adjusted the nether regions, I never did manage to go any length of time without some dangly bit popping out. It's hard to feel comfortable, never mind sexy, with a strip of fabric trying to slice through your tender bits with every step you take. |