[HappyCappy]

*/ /*
> */A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that
> the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her./*
>
> */She asks him why he is staring./*
>
> */He replies. "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to
> offend you."/*
>
> */She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
> as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to
> see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
> you could say or ask that I would find offensive./*
>
> */"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."/*
>
> */She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1,
> you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."/*
>
> */The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
> Catholic!"/*
>
> */"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."/*
>
> */The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
> hooker blush./*
>
> */But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
> crying./*
>
> */"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"/*
>
> */"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm
> married and I'm Jewish."/*
>
> */The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
> Halloween Party."/*