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Subject: FW: Stuck in an elevator


Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know. ''Young,
Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist'' The
second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... ''Double Income,
No Kids Yet. " The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know.
''Rich, Urban, Biker. "
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know...
''Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''
They turn to the woman and ask her.
''What are you?''
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know.
Wash, Iron, Fuck, etc.''