 The father of one of my kids
A guy goes to the supermarket where a beautiful blond woman waves at him and then says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't placewhere he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful tohis wife and says, "My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher." |