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awaite · 01-04-2008

Pastor's New Teeth>> The minister just had all of his teeth pulled and new dentures were> being made.>> The first Sunday, he preached only 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he> preached 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25> minutes.>> When asked about this by some of the congregation, he replied: "The> first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my> new dentures were hurting me a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally > grabbed my wife's dentures... . . . And I couldn't shut up. " LOL

01-04-2008	#1
awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,625 Threads: 232 Thanks: 1,506 Thanked 694 Times in 556 Posts	Pastor's New Teeth‏ Pastor's New Teeth>> The minister just had all of his teeth pulled and new dentures were> being made.>> The first Sunday, he preached only 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he> preached 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25> minutes.>> When asked about this by some of the congregation, he replied: "The> first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my> new dentures were hurting me a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally > grabbed my wife's dentures... . . . And I couldn't shut up. " LOL __________________ Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know)