[lynnmm]

> >> > > >
> >> > > >A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange
> >>noises coming
> >> > > >from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband
> >>naked on the
> >> > > >bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks. "I'm
> >>having a heart
> >> > > >attack," cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to
> >>grab the
> >> > > >phone, but just as she's dialling, her four-year-old son
> >>comes up and
> >>
> > > >says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your
> >>closet, and she's
> >> > > >got no clothes on!" The blonde slams the phone down and
> >>storms upstairs
> >> > > >into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open
> >>the closet door.
> >> > > >Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and
> >>cowering on the
> >> > > >closet floor. "You rotten bitch," she screams. "My
> >>husband's having
> >> > > >a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring
> >>the kids!!"
> >> > > >
> >> > >
> >> > >
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