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A Newfie woman 'of a certain age', visited her
Physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive.

What about trying Viagra?', asks the doctor.
Oh, no, doctor, I couldn't do dat,' she said. 'He won't even take
An aspirin. '

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Drop it into his coffee. He
Won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me.

It wasn't a week later, that she called the doctor, who directly
Inquired as to the progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh jaysus Mary and Joseph, doctor, twas
Horrid. Just terrible!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did jus as you sed and slipped it into his coffee.
Lard...De effect was almost immediate.


He jumped hisself straight up, with a
Twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging something fierce!'

'With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecover flying,
And ripped me clothes to tatters. Then, lard tunder n jaysus, didn't he
Take me right then and there, making wild, mad passionate love to me on
The tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!'


'Why so terrible?', asked the doctor. 'Do you mean the sex was not
Good?'

'No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex
I had in 25 years. But, oh me son, I'll never be able to show me face
In Tim Horton's ever again!'