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awaite · 06-05-2008

A 6-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing.' The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'.' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and a sks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios' WHACK! He flies out of the chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up and runs upstairs, crying his eyes out as his mother is in hot pursuit, slapping his rear at every step. Mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can just stay there until I let you out!' She comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks, in a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for brea kfast, young man?' 'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios.'

06-05-2008	#1
awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,625 Threads: 231 Thanks: 1,506 Thanked 694 Times in 556 Posts	Breakfast....this is pretty funny A 6-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing.' The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'.' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and a sks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios' WHACK! He flies out of the chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up and runs upstairs, crying his eyes out as his mother is in hot pursuit, slapping his rear at every step. Mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can just stay there until I let you out!' She comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks, in a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for brea kfast, young man?' 'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios.' __________________ Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know)