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Blonde joke

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When
the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the
point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,"I found your note
to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde
said, "I want 15 gallons I'm going to fill my
bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.
" The milkman asked, "Do you want it
pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my
eyes.