be happy with what you got

chicky82 · 07-05-2008

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play Golf and do lots of things that took two arms.

One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all.

He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life.

He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again.

He asked, 'Why are you so happy anyway?'

He said, 'I'm NOT happy ... My balls itch

cheetah · 07-05-2008

That's a good one, thank for the giggle I needed that!

truebluetara · 07-05-2008

thats too funnyLOL!!

cbabe · 07-05-2008

hahahah

ignite · 07-05-2008

Bahahahaaa!!

daniellerae · 07-28-2008

hehe hilarious!

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chicky82 Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: North Bay, Ontario Posts: 2,209 Threads: 59 Thanks: 185 Thanked 333 Times in 218 Posts	be happy with what you got There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play Golf and do lots of things that took two arms. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life. He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again. He asked, 'Why are you so happy anyway?' He said, 'I'm NOT happy ... My balls itch __________________ http://jorats.com/forum/index.php I Pet Rats Newbie Links. Please Read How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know) http://www.canadianfreestuff.com/for...freebies-4966/(How to spot fake freebies)

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