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| Diva Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ontario | > >> Subject: Fw: chicken sandwiches >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what. . >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became >>>>> >>>>>>>>friends. >>>>>>>> Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. >>>>>>>> They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every >>>>> day! >>>>>>>> This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, >>>>>>>> until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken >>>>> sandwich. >>>>>>>> He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating ch icken, don't you like >>>>> it >>>>>>>>anymore?" >>>>>>>> She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Why?" he asked. >>>>>>>> She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little >>>>> >>>>>>>>feathers down there!" >>>>>>>> "Let me see" he said. >>>>>>>> "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. >>>>>>>> He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any >>>>> more >>>>>>>>chicken." >>>>>>>> He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought >>>>> peanut >>>>>>>>butter. >>>>>>>> He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken >>>>> sandwiches, >>>>>>>> I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" >>>>>>>> She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! >>>>>>>> You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!! |
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