Ding Dong

itzzaangel · 03-01-2007

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her
grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would
surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured
out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just
the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and
out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that d**ned ice cream truck
hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

HollyO · 03-04-2007

ah yes, the hazards of geriatric love....

CreativeNative · 03-07-2007

heheh yup thats right

03-01-2007	#1
itzzaangel Wise Beaver Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Somewhere not warm enough! Posts: 1,271 Threads: 387 Thanks: 57 Thanked 427 Times in 210 Posts	Ding Dong On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that d**ned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

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03-04-2007	#2
HollyO Smart Beaver Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 146 Threads: 7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 6 Posts	ah yes, the hazards of geriatric love....

03-07-2007	#3
CreativeNative Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 630 Threads: 16 Thanks: 27 Thanked 84 Times in 45 Posts	heheh yup thats right