God's leftovers

scorpiofire · 07-17-2007

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up and pee. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple who he found hanging around under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability." Adam popped a cork!! He jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems the sort of thing a Man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. I'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just let it rip, I'd be sooooo cool. Oh please, God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please........." On and on he went like an excited little boy (who had to pee ).

Eve just smiled and shook her head at the display. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, and it sure seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given the ability to stand up and pee. And so it was. And it was...........well, good. "Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of left-over gifts. "What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."

hillaryxo · 07-27-2007

i dont get it..?

Guardian · 07-27-2007

Having multiple orgasms is MUCH BETTER than having the ability to stand up and pee. Hence the joke.

chicky82 · 07-27-2007

Good one

ameliamarie · 07-28-2007

=) love it

ignite · 10-07-2007

Hahah. Nice one.

daniellerae · 07-25-2008

ahahaha foolish men

07-17-2007	#1
scorpiofire Smart Beaver Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: montreal,quebec Posts: 206 Threads: 47 Thanks: 27 Thanked 93 Times in 35 Posts	God's leftovers Seems God was just about done creating the universe, had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up and pee. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple who he found hanging around under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability." Adam popped a cork!! He jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems the sort of thing a Man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. I'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just let it rip, I'd be sooooo cool. Oh please, God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please........." On and on he went like an excited little boy (who had to pee ). Eve just smiled and shook her head at the display. She told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, and it sure seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given the ability to stand up and pee. And so it was. And it was...........well, good. "Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of left-over gifts. "What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."

07-27-2007	#2
hillaryxo Junior Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 78 Threads: 1 Thanks: 2 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	i dont get it..? __________________ ..::.you're only as strong as the tables you dance on, the vodka you drink, and the friends that hold you up! __ <33

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daniellerae Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 554 Threads: 158 Thanks: 3 Thanked 13 Times in 9 Posts	ahahaha foolish men __________________ Danielle!!

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