Grampa what is sex?

ameliamarie · 05-19-2007

Grandpa, what is sex?
An out-of-breath 7 year-old girl ran up to her grandfather, who was tinkering in his workshop, and confronted him with the universally dreaded (by adults) question. "What is sex...?"
He was surprised she'd ask such a question at her age, but thought if she's old enough to ask, she's old enough to get a straight answer. He wouldn't shirk his responsibility. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to describe for her all the variations of human sexuality he could conjure, careful to impress upon her the joys and responsibilities of intercourse and procreation. When finally Grandpa was done pontificating, the little girl stood frozen, as though nailed to the spot, and looked at him with her mouth open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing she was overwhelmed, he asked what had caused her sudden curiosity.
His granddaughter shook off her reverie and replied, "Gran'ma says dinner will be ready in a couple of secs."

chantel · 05-19-2007

thats cute lol

maggie · 05-19-2007

lol! thanks for the laugh!

KodaBear05 · 05-25-2007

lol...too cute!!

CreativeNative · 05-26-2007

Lol thats funny.")

Shanese21 · 06-15-2007

thats funny

zixxi · 06-15-2007

omg thats tooooooo cute

sandib · 06-16-2007

lol too cute

Guardian · 06-16-2007

Yea, thanks for ruining my sweet, carefree life grandpa!

momg · 07-04-2007

lol thats cute and i could also see something like that happening.

hillaryxo · 07-27-2007

haha, thats cutee.

Veronica · 10-20-2007

XD lol.......

Jacky · 01-04-2008

lol this is hilarious. thanks for posting!

arayasunshine20 · 01-04-2008

lmao, i have heard of one like this before

awaite · 01-04-2008

that's awesome

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ameliamarie Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Saint John, NB Posts: 543 Threads: 28 Thanks: 162 Thanked 49 Times in 36 Posts	Grampa what is sex? Grandpa, what is sex? An out-of-breath 7 year-old girl ran up to her grandfather, who was tinkering in his workshop, and confronted him with the universally dreaded (by adults) question. "What is sex...?" He was surprised she'd ask such a question at her age, but thought if she's old enough to ask, she's old enough to get a straight answer. He wouldn't shirk his responsibility. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to describe for her all the variations of human sexuality he could conjure, careful to impress upon her the joys and responsibilities of intercourse and procreation. When finally Grandpa was done pontificating, the little girl stood frozen, as though nailed to the spot, and looked at him with her mouth open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing she was overwhelmed, he asked what had caused her sudden curiosity. His granddaughter shook off her reverie and replied, "Gran'ma says dinner will be ready in a couple of secs."

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