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Old 02-27-2007   #1
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Talking Mastercard Wedding

MASTERCARD WEDDING
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
newspaper
and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300
guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked
them
to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of
his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of
them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After
just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to
his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd
and
said, "I'm outta here"
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
if
nothing was wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's
and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this? Elegant wedding
reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs
commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 Deluxe two week honeymoon
accommodations
in Maui: $8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man:
Priceless. There are some things money
can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD

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Old 02-27-2007   #2
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OMG that is sooo priceless.
LOVE IT.
Did you see that clip of that radio station getting dumped on air?

I'll have to see if I can find it for you
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Old 02-28-2007   #3
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no i haven't please do find it for me i would love to see it. it sounds funny
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wow...talk about getting burned!!!!
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haha u got that right
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OH MY!! that is sooooo crazy....
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Yikes :shockingmonkey:
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OMG! That is priceless! I can't imagine being one of those guests! LOL
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Unbelievable eh.......
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The best revenge. Share with everyone. LOL
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