math can be a good thing

aamandaa · 04-18-2007

Math can be a good thing

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have
certain
needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.

I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you
will not
be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this
letter,

I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant.
I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for
him that read as follows:

Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive
this,

I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy.
Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the
fact
that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

>> > >>Don't wait up."

.

babyhuggies · 04-18-2007

HAHAHA

funny stuff

chantel · 04-18-2007

Thats pretty funny!!!

CreativeNative · 04-18-2007

Hahahaha thats funny. Thanks for sharing.:cool:

04-18-2007	#1
aamandaa Diva Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 388 Threads: 102 Thanks: 94 Thanked 92 Times in 60 Posts	math can be a good thing Math can be a good thing A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband" When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. >> > >>Don't wait up." .

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babyhuggies Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Prince George,BC Posts: 482 Threads: 67 Thanks: 77 Thanked 149 Times in 66 Posts	HAHAHA funny stuff

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chantel Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 911 Threads: 106 Thanks: 142 Thanked 110 Times in 72 Posts	Thats pretty funny!!!

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CreativeNative Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 630 Threads: 16 Thanks: 27 Thanked 92 Times in 45 Posts	Hahahaha thats funny. Thanks for sharing.:cool: