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awaite · 03-31-2008

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A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.

The following day he received this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. ; She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.

No fee,

Chen Lee

turtle22 · 03-31-2008

good one lol

Destiny · 04-01-2008

maggie · 04-01-2008

lol! thanks for the laugh!

Shandon00 · 05-16-2008

OMG!!! Thats hillarious!!!!

Naomi · 05-16-2008

I think that one is worth passing on . Hope I can remember it. thank you!

daniellerae · 07-24-2008

haha someone should make that into a chain letter

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awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,541 Threads: 230 Thanks: 1,362 Thanked 681 Times in 548 Posts	No Fee No Fee A man thought that his wife was cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee. The following day he received this report: Most honorable sir: You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. ; She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see. No fee, Chen Lee __________________ Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know) Dave and Amanda 09/09/09

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