Pretty Funny

babyhuggies · 04-25-2007

> One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife,
> pinched her on the butt and said... "If you firmed this up, we could get
> rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of
> intolerable, she kept silent.
>
> The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her
> breasts and said.... "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid
> of your bra."
>
> This was beyond a silent response... So she rolled over and grabbed him
> by his 'DANGLER.' With a death grip in place, she said...
> "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener,
> the postman, the pool man and your brother!"
>
> Have A Good Day! .

drftwd1 · 04-25-2007

this is too cute, had to share this with friends.Thanks Cheryl

04-25-2007	#1
babyhuggies Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Prince George,BC Posts: 482 Threads: 67 Thanks: 77 Thanked 137 Times in 65 Posts	Pretty Funny > One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, > pinched her on the butt and said... "If you firmed this up, we could get > rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of > intolerable, she kept silent. > > The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her > breasts and said.... "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid > of your bra." > > This was beyond a silent response... So she rolled over and grabbed him > by his 'DANGLER.' With a death grip in place, she said... > "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, > the postman, the pool man and your brother!" > > Have A Good Day! .

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04-25-2007	#2
drftwd1 Smart Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Parry Sound Ontario Posts: 231 Threads: 10 Thanks: 28 Thanked 26 Times in 19 Posts	this is too cute, had to share this with friends.Thanks Cheryl