pumpkins

aamandaa · 07-06-2007

Sent: Sunday, July 01, 2007 8:02 AM
Subject: pumpkins

This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best
Come Back Line Ever."

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white
male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.

On Monday, at the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was charged
with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public
intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his
way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know
how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around
for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated
in a telephone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut
a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I
was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer
Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.

"I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
Lawrence .

"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having s * x
with a pumpkin?"

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he
looked me straight in the face and said.....

"A pumpkin?

F*ck me..... is it midnight already??"

Destiny · 07-09-2007

that's 2 cute....lol

maggie · 07-09-2007

lol! thanks for the laugh!

roxyjazz · 07-09-2007

LOL, that was funny.

daniellerae · 07-28-2008

hehehe that's so funny!

ignite · 08-19-2008

BAAHAHAAa!

07-06-2007	#1
aamandaa Diva Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 388 Threads: 102 Thanks: 94 Thanked 92 Times in 60 Posts	pumpkins Sent: Sunday, July 01, 2007 8:02 AM Subject: pumpkins This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin." Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence . "I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having s * x with a pumpkin?" He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said..... "A pumpkin? F*ck me..... is it midnight already??"

07-09-2007	#2
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