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| Moderator ![]() Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ottawa | > >> > > > > >> > > >A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange > >>noises coming > >> > > >from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband > >>naked on the > >> > > >bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks. "I'm > >>having a heart > >> > > >attack," cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to > >>grab the > >> > > >phone, but just as she's dialling, her four-year-old son > >>comes up and > >> > > > >says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your > >>closet, and she's > >> > > >got no clothes on!" The blonde slams the phone down and > >>storms upstairs > >> > > >into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open > >>the closet door. > >> > > >Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and > >>cowering on the > >> > > >closet floor. "You rotten bitch," she screams. "My > >>husband's having > >> > > >a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring > >>the kids!!" > >> > > > > >> > > > >> > > > |
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