Sportsman's double dip

ameliamarie · 06-07-2007

A young man went to a 'cougar' bar. He met an
attractive older woman. She was in pretty good shape
for 51.

They had a few drinks and talked for a while. Then
she asked him if he'd ever had the "sportsman's
double dip"?

The young man was intrigued. He replied that he had
never even heard of it. The older woman informed him
that it was a mother and daughter threesome. To that
he told her, no, he hadn't had the sportsman's
double dip.

She told him that tonight was his lucky night.

They went back to her place. She put the hall light
on and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"

maggie · 06-07-2007

hahaha..very funny, and yet so wrong at the same time..lol!

chantel · 06-09-2007

What a surprise for him!!

zixxi · 06-09-2007

i called my mom and read her that shes still laughing

Guardian · 06-10-2007

LOL!! nasty

daniellerae · 07-28-2008

oh my goodness what a surprise!! i would run as fast as i could!!

06-07-2007	#1
ameliamarie Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Saint John, NB Posts: 543 Threads: 28 Thanks: 162 Thanked 49 Times in 36 Posts	Sportsman's double dip A young man went to a 'cougar' bar. He met an attractive older woman. She was in pretty good shape for 51. They had a few drinks and talked for a while. Then she asked him if he'd ever had the "sportsman's double dip"? The young man was intrigued. He replied that he had never even heard of it. The older woman informed him that it was a mother and daughter threesome. To that he told her, no, he hadn't had the sportsman's double dip. She told him that tonight was his lucky night. They went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"

06-09-2007	#3
chantel Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 911 Threads: 106 Thanks: 142 Thanked 101 Times in 72 Posts	What a surprise for him!! __________________

06-09-2007	#4
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daniellerae Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 554 Threads: 158 Thanks: 3 Thanked 12 Times in 8 Posts	oh my goodness what a surprise!! i would run as fast as i could!! __________________ Danielle!!

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06-07-2007	#2
maggie Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Saint John, NB Posts: 825 Threads: 11 Thanks: 993 Thanked 220 Times in 93 Posts	hahaha..very funny, and yet so wrong at the same time..lol!

06-10-2007	#5
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