Stinky kitty cat

aamandaa · 05-16-2007

Subject: stinky kitty cat

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a
>> sorry sight Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all
>> matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took
>> her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her
>> "Pussycat."
>>
>> The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know
>> when we could come and get her.
>>
>> My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she
>> stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the
>> dirty cat, not him.
>>
>> My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband
>> 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to
>> hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband
>> getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
>>
>> The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is
>> located in the same building, next door to t he vet.
>>
>> The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the
>> doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen
>> my husband arrive.
>>
>> He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's
>> pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells
>> like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows
>> who the father is!" Then he closed the door.
>>
>> Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

ameliamarie · 05-16-2007

lol that's funny

vittoria · 05-16-2007

:shockingmonkey:

Quote:

Originally Posted by aamandaa

Subject: stinky kitty cat
thats to bad

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a
>> sorry sight Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all
>> matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took
>> her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her
>> "Pussycat."
>>
>> The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know
>> when we could come and get her.
>>
>> My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she
>> stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the
>> dirty cat, not him.
>>
>> My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband
>> 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to
>> hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband
>> getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
>>
>> The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is
>> located in the same building, next door to t he vet.
>>
>> The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the
>> doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen
>> my husband arrive.
>>
>> He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's
>> pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells
>> like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows
>> who the father is!" Then he closed the door.
>>
>> Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

cinderella · 05-16-2007

Too funny! LOL

chantel · 05-17-2007

What a comeback lol!!

aamandaa · 05-25-2007

ya I thought this was a cute one and had to post it, glad you all enjoyed it

kclou · 05-27-2007

Yes, another great laugh.

michelle · 06-01-2007

lol..thats a good comeback!

05-16-2007	#1
aamandaa Diva Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 388 Threads: 102 Thanks: 94 Thanked 92 Times in 60 Posts	Stinky kitty cat Subject: stinky kitty cat One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a >> sorry sight Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all >> matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took >> her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her >> "Pussycat." >> >> The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know >> when we could come and get her. >> >> My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she >> stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the >> dirty cat, not him. >> >> My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband >> 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to >> hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband >> getting in the last word on this particular occasion. >> >> The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is >> located in the same building, next door to t he vet. >> >> The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the >> doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen >> my husband arrive. >> >> He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's >> pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells >> like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows >> who the father is!" Then he closed the door. >> >> Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

05-17-2007	#5
chantel Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 911 Threads: 106 Thanks: 142 Thanked 110 Times in 72 Posts	What a comeback lol!! __________________

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michelle Smart Beaver Join Date: May 2007 Location: Canada..Ontario Posts: 109 Threads: 4 Thanks: 4 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	lol..thats a good comeback! __________________ lovs u!

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05-16-2007	#2
ameliamarie Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Saint John, NB Posts: 568 Threads: 28 Thanks: 181 Thanked 50 Times in 37 Posts	lol that's funny

05-16-2007	#4
cinderella Junior Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the mountains of BC Posts: 66 Threads: 3 Thanks: 23 Thanked 11 Times in 10 Posts	Too funny! LOL

05-25-2007	#6
aamandaa Diva Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 388 Threads: 102 Thanks: 94 Thanked 92 Times in 60 Posts	ya I thought this was a cute one and had to post it, glad you all enjoyed it

05-27-2007	#7
kclou Wise Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Northern Alberta, Canada Posts: 1,051 Threads: 37 Thanks: 108 Thanked 115 Times in 74 Posts	Yes, another great laugh.