Subject: Smart ass answers

awaite · 01-09-2008

THE 6 BEST SMART-ASS ANSWERS

SMART ASS ANSWER #6

It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in Front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

SMART ASS ANSWER #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened
His trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not Your stub."

SMART ASS ANSWER #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but She couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

SMART ASS ANSWER #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding Rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way Without a ticket.

SMART ASS ANSWER #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.
A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead".
Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck Under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his Hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of
Gas."

SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007:

A college teacher at Notre Dame reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
Tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, Or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
Whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What Would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter Sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, Shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the Exam with your other hand."

stormyrayn · 01-18-2008

that was way to funny, thanks for sharing

daniellerae · 07-28-2008

lol great post!

01-09-2008	#1
awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,580 Threads: 231 Thanks: 1,451 Thanked 686 Times in 551 Posts	Subject: Smart ass answers THE 6 BEST SMART-ASS ANSWERS SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in Front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened His trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not Your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but She couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding Rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way Without a ticket. SMART ASS ANSWER #2 A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead". Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck Under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his Hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of Gas." SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007: A college teacher at Notre Dame reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here Tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, Or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses Whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What Would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter Sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, Shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the Exam with your other hand." __________________ Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know) Dave and Amanda 09/09/09

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