The After Life

babyhuggies · 04-04-2007

The afterlife A couple made a deal that whoever died

first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their
biggest fear was that there was no afterlife After a long life, the
husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact,
"Mary. Mary."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the
golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.
I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much
all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late
at night. The next day it starts again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit"!!!!

chantel · 05-31-2007

lol what an afterlife eh?

maggie · 05-31-2007

lol! thanks for the laugh!

michelle · 06-01-2007

lol.. he made it sound so good :p

cheetah · 06-01-2007

Best laugh I have had all week-Thanks, gotta tell the girls at work this one.

ameliamarie · 06-02-2007

lol very funny

FreakyChiquita · 06-06-2007

lol..i needed that chuckle

04-04-2007	#1
babyhuggies Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Prince George,BC Posts: 482 Threads: 67 Thanks: 77 Thanked 137 Times in 65 Posts	The After Life The afterlife A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Mary. Mary." "Is that you, Fred?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again." "Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven." "Not exactly, I'm a rabbit"!!!!

05-31-2007	#2
chantel Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 911 Threads: 106 Thanks: 142 Thanked 101 Times in 72 Posts	lol what an afterlife eh? __________________

06-01-2007	#4
michelle Smart Beaver Join Date: May 2007 Location: Canada..Ontario Posts: 109 Threads: 4 Thanks: 4 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	lol.. he made it sound so good :p __________________ lovs u!

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