The father of one of my kids

HappyCappy · 03-30-2007

A guy goes to the supermarket where a beautiful blond woman waves at him and then says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't placewhere he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful tohis wife and says, "My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

bswiens · 03-30-2007

LOL!!! Good One

lll111 · 03-30-2007

Very funny.

babyhuggies · 03-31-2007

--very funny!!!

skylark · 03-31-2007

really funny thanks 4 the laugh

Bambi5858 · 04-01-2007

Funny!!!!!!

KodaBear05 · 04-02-2007

LMAO funny!!

JCJ · 04-02-2007

That is the funniest thing I heard all day

jah-2 · 04-03-2007

very funny! thanx needed a good laugh!

itzzaangel · 04-10-2007

Thanks I needed a good chuckle today!!

cinderella · 04-12-2007

That's good, I'll have to remember that one!

chrizzyb · 04-13-2007

HAHA very good

freestuffnut · 04-13-2007

now THAT'S funny! thank you muchly. -r.

chicky82 · 10-29-2007

HA!!! too funny

.☆. · 10-30-2007

Haha, that one's great!

daniellerae · 4 Weeks Ago

oh my god how embarrasing!!

03-30-2007	#1
HappyCappy Head Cheif Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Northern Alberta Posts: 5,565 Threads: 2985 Thanks: 956 Thanked 2,859 Times in 1,438 Posts	The father of one of my kids A guy goes to the supermarket where a beautiful blond woman waves at him and then says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't placewhere he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful tohis wife and says, "My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

03-30-2007	#2
bswiens Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Calgary, AB Posts: 385 Threads: 44 Thanks: 182 Thanked 111 Times in 59 Posts	Re: The father of one of my kids LOL!!! Good One __________________ Barry - from Calgary May you day be filled with joy... and your mailbox be full of free stuff

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lll111 Smart Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 113 Threads: 36 Thanks: 148 Thanked 47 Times in 33 Posts	Re: The father of one of my kids Very funny.

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babyhuggies Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Prince George,BC Posts: 482 Threads: 67 Thanks: 77 Thanked 137 Times in 65 Posts	Re: The father of one of my kids --very funny!!!

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skylark Diva Beaver Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Ontarioooooooooooooo Posts: 288 Threads: 33 Thanks: 164 Thanked 47 Times in 21 Posts	Re: The father of one of my kids really funny thanks 4 the laugh

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Bambi5858 Smart Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Berwyn Posts: 104 Threads: 3 Thanks: 5 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: The father of one of my kids Funny!!!!!!

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KodaBear05 Junior Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Paq'tnkek Posts: 52 Threads: 8 Thanks: 9 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts	Re: The father of one of my kids LMAO funny!! __________________ : : KodaBear05 : :

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JCJ Smart Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 134 Threads: 3 Thanks: 1 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	Re: The father of one of my kids That is the funniest thing I heard all day

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jah-2 Smart Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: peterborough Posts: 114 Thanks: 35 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Re: The father of one of my kids very funny! thanx needed a good laugh!

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itzzaangel Wise Beaver Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Somewhere not warm enough! Posts: 1,271 Threads: 387 Thanks: 57 Thanked 427 Times in 210 Posts	Thanks I needed a good chuckle today!! __________________ If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

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cinderella Junior Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the mountains of BC Posts: 66 Threads: 3 Thanks: 23 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts	That's good, I'll have to remember that one!

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chrizzyb Junior Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Sudbury, Ontario Posts: 57 Threads: 1 Thanks: 16 Thanked 11 Times in 10 Posts	HAHA very good

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freestuffnut Learning Beaver Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 45 Threads: 4 Thanks: 8 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	now THAT'S funny! thank you muchly. -r.

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chicky82 Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: North Bay, Ontario Posts: 2,181 Threads: 56 Thanks: 180 Thanked 318 Times in 210 Posts	HA!!! too funny __________________ http://jorats.com/forum/index.php I Pet Rats Newbie Links. Please Read How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know) http://www.canadianfreestuff.com/for...freebies-4966/(How to spot fake freebies)

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.☆. Beaver Virgin Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 0 Thanks: 4 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Haha, that one's great! __________________ Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

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daniellerae Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 554 Threads: 158 Thanks: 3 Thanked 12 Times in 8 Posts	oh my god how embarrasing!! __________________ Danielle!!