The Wash Cloth

ameliamarie · 05-22-2007

This is a hoot...

Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already 8.45 am. The trip to the office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal...some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

KodaBear05 · 05-25-2007

LMAO... kids are sneaky!

chantel · 05-27-2007

Oh thats funny

lol

kclou · 05-27-2007

Hehehehehe.....

nicholas's mommy · 05-28-2007

:d Oh My Thats Too Funny.....

babyhuggies · 05-29-2007

oh that was good....lol:p

maggie · 05-30-2007

thanks for the laugh!

michelle · 06-01-2007

lol thats a good 1!

Shanese21 · 06-11-2007

omg...lol thats sooo funny

Guardian · 06-11-2007

lol, A little effort goes a long way.

zixxi · 06-11-2007

lol lol lol lol omg thats tooooooooooooo funny

Naomi · 06-12-2007

haha.....good one!

momg · 07-04-2007

lmao! it sounds like something that would happen to me!

trueblue1057 · 07-27-2007

LMAO!!! too funny!! thats awesome!!

awaite · 07-27-2007

i've heard smoething like this before but it was a mother that went to grab hygenie spray and grabed daughters glitter body spray lol

05-22-2007	#1
ameliamarie Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Saint John, NB Posts: 516 Threads: 28 Thanks: 152 Thanked 49 Times in 36 Posts	The Wash Cloth This is a hoot... Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already 8.45 am. The trip to the office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal...some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

05-25-2007	#2
KodaBear05 Junior Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Paq'tnkek Posts: 52 Threads: 8 Thanks: 9 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts	LMAO... kids are sneaky! __________________ : : KodaBear05 : :

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05-27-2007	#4
kclou Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Northern Alberta, Canada Posts: 997 Threads: 35 Thanks: 103 Thanked 101 Times in 67 Posts	Hehehehehe.....

05-28-2007	#5
nicholas's mommy Little Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 11 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	:d Oh My Thats Too Funny.....

05-29-2007	#6
babyhuggies Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Prince George,BC Posts: 482 Threads: 67 Thanks: 77 Thanked 137 Times in 65 Posts	oh that was good....lol:p

05-30-2007	#7
maggie Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Saint John, NB Posts: 825 Threads: 11 Thanks: 993 Thanked 220 Times in 93 Posts	thanks for the laugh!

06-11-2007	#10
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06-11-2007	#11
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Naomi Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Hexxagon Champion! Mahjong Connect Champion! Color Jumper Champion! Location: Miramichi, NB Posts: 2,758 Threads: 997 Thanks: 215 Thanked 1,263 Times in 702 Posts	haha.....good one!

07-04-2007	#13
momg Junior Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 98 Threads: 11 Thanks: 12 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts	lmao! it sounds like something that would happen to me!

07-27-2007	#14
trueblue1057 Little Beaver Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 23 Thanks: 18 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	LMAO!!! too funny!! thats awesome!!

07-27-2007	#15
awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,541 Threads: 230 Thanks: 1,362 Thanked 681 Times in 548 Posts	i've heard smoething like this before but it was a mother that went to grab hygenie spray and grabed daughters glitter body spray lol