The Zipper

aamandaa · 07-15-2007

A MAN WALKED INTO A SUPERMARKET WITH HIS ZIPPER DOWN. A LADY CASHIER WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID, "YOUR BARRACKS DOOR IS OPEN." NOT A PHRASE THAT MEN NORMALLY USE, HE WENT ON HIS WAY LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED.

WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE SHOPPING, A MAN CAME UP AND SAID,
YOUR FLY IS OPEN." HE ZIPPED UP AND FINISHED HIS SHOPPING. AT THE
CHECKOUT, HE INTENTIONALLY GOT IN THE LINE WHERE THE LADY WAS THAT TOLD HIM ABOUT HIS "BARRACKS DOOR."
HE WAS PLANNING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH HER, SO WHEN HE
REACHED THE COUNTER HE SAID, "WHEN YOU SAW MY BARRACKS DOOR OPEN, DID YOU SEE A MARINE STANDING IN THERE AT ATTENTION?"

THE LADY (NATURALLY SMARTER THAN THE MAN) THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT
AND SAID, "NO, NO I Didn't. ALL I SAW WAS A DISABLED VETERAN SITTING
ONA COUPLE OF OLD DUFFEL BAGS.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ouch,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

maggie · 07-15-2007

hahaha..what a great comeback!

Destiny · 07-15-2007

ahha..2 funny!!

scorpiofire · 07-16-2007

That was good! Even my boyfriend got a good laugh out of it lol
Thanks

Snowflake · 07-16-2007

LMAO!!!! That's one to remember!!

hillaryxo · 07-27-2007

hahaha, i love people like that! <3

daniellerae · 07-25-2008

buuuuuuuurn!

mommyp · 07-25-2008

That was great!

07-15-2007	#1
aamandaa Diva Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 388 Threads: 102 Thanks: 94 Thanked 92 Times in 60 Posts	The Zipper A MAN WALKED INTO A SUPERMARKET WITH HIS ZIPPER DOWN. A LADY CASHIER WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID, "YOUR BARRACKS DOOR IS OPEN." NOT A PHRASE THAT MEN NORMALLY USE, HE WENT ON HIS WAY LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED. WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE SHOPPING, A MAN CAME UP AND SAID, YOUR FLY IS OPEN." HE ZIPPED UP AND FINISHED HIS SHOPPING. AT THE CHECKOUT, HE INTENTIONALLY GOT IN THE LINE WHERE THE LADY WAS THAT TOLD HIM ABOUT HIS "BARRACKS DOOR." HE WAS PLANNING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH HER, SO WHEN HE REACHED THE COUNTER HE SAID, "WHEN YOU SAW MY BARRACKS DOOR OPEN, DID YOU SEE A MARINE STANDING IN THERE AT ATTENTION?" THE LADY (NATURALLY SMARTER THAN THE MAN) THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID, "NO, NO I Didn't. ALL I SAW WAS A DISABLED VETERAN SITTING ONA COUPLE OF OLD DUFFEL BAGS. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ouch,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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07-27-2007	#6
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07-15-2007	#2
maggie Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Saint John, NB Posts: 825 Threads: 11 Thanks: 993 Thanked 220 Times in 93 Posts	hahaha..what a great comeback!

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scorpiofire Smart Beaver Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: montreal,quebec Posts: 206 Threads: 47 Thanks: 27 Thanked 72 Times in 34 Posts	That was good! Even my boyfriend got a good laugh out of it lol Thanks

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Snowflake Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Northern BC Posts: 378 Threads: 48 Thanks: 27 Thanked 95 Times in 48 Posts	LMAO!!!! That's one to remember!!

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