Visit To The Doctors

ameliamarie · 05-28-2007

One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch.

She told the doctor her problem and he said, "You have the crabs".

She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.

She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him.

The doctor said, "You probably have the crabs".

"No" she said, "I am an eighty year old virgin."

Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.

She said, "Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch.

Don't tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It cannot be the crabs."

The doctor said, Jump on the table and let's have a look."

"After examining, the doctor proclaimed, "Ma'am, you're right, you do not have the crabs.

This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies."

carol · 05-28-2007

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Originally Posted by ameliamarie

One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch.

She told the doctor her problem and he said, "You have the crabs".

She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.

She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him.

The doctor said, "You probably have the crabs".

"No" she said, "I am an eighty year old virgin."

Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.

She said, "Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch.

Don't tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It cannot be the crabs."

The doctor said, Jump on the table and let's have a look."

"After examining, the doctor proclaimed, "Ma'am, you're right, you do not have the crabs.

This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies."

very funny carol

C...T · 05-30-2007

Hey i'm tiffany,
Yea i know doctoers are for the good and health of everyone but i hate being poked and prodded about, its very uncomfortable and not fun! even tho thats not what docters are there for. I wish there was a more relaxed way of doing things.
and thats my 5 cents lol

maggie · 05-30-2007

hehe..very funny! thanks!

chantel · 05-30-2007

michelle · 06-01-2007

ewww that was funny lol

momg · 07-04-2007

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww that was so gross! but i bet my husband would find this funny.

hillaryxo · 07-27-2007

haha, gross but funny!

daniellerae · 07-25-2008

hahaha how embarrasing!

05-28-2007	#1
ameliamarie Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Saint John, NB Posts: 543 Threads: 28 Thanks: 162 Thanked 49 Times in 36 Posts	Visit To The Doctors One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, "You have the crabs". She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin. She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him. The doctor said, "You probably have the crabs". "No" she said, "I am an eighty year old virgin." Frustrated, she went to a third doctor. She said, "Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don't tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It cannot be the crabs." The doctor said, Jump on the table and let's have a look." "After examining, the doctor proclaimed, "Ma'am, you're right, you do not have the crabs. This cherry is sooooo old, you have fruit flies."

05-30-2007	#5
chantel Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 911 Threads: 106 Thanks: 142 Thanked 101 Times in 72 Posts	__________________

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michelle Smart Beaver Join Date: May 2007 Location: Canada..Ontario Posts: 109 Threads: 4 Thanks: 4 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	ewww that was funny lol __________________ lovs u!

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hillaryxo Junior Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 78 Threads: 1 Thanks: 2 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	haha, gross but funny! __________________ ..::.you're only as strong as the tables you dance on, the vodka you drink, and the friends that hold you up! __ <33

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daniellerae Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 554 Threads: 158 Thanks: 3 Thanked 12 Times in 8 Posts	hahaha how embarrasing! __________________ Danielle!!

05-30-2007	#3
C...T Little Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: everywhere Posts: 12 Threads: 1 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Hey i'm tiffany, Yea i know doctoers are for the good and health of everyone but i hate being poked and prodded about, its very uncomfortable and not fun! even tho thats not what docters are there for. I wish there was a more relaxed way of doing things. and thats my 5 cents lol

05-30-2007	#4
maggie Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Saint John, NB Posts: 825 Threads: 11 Thanks: 993 Thanked 220 Times in 93 Posts	hehe..very funny! thanks!

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momg Junior Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 98 Threads: 11 Thanks: 12 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts	ewwwwwwwwwwwwww that was so gross! but i bet my husband would find this funny.

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