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09-08-2007
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| Smart Beaver  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: montreal,quebec | Who is Jack Schitt? Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know jack schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,Giva Schitt,Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. Thewedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg,Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
__________________ -----///\\-----Plz ----///-\\\----Put This ---|||---|||---On Your ---|||---|||---account If ---|||---|||---You Know ----\\\-///----Someone -----\\///-----Who Died or is dying ------///\-----Of -----///\\\----Cancer ----///--\\\ Dont let breast cancer kill,do your breast exam Pleaseeee  |
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09-08-2007
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| Wise Beaver  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada |  HAHA, omg that was freakin awesome!! Thanks for the insane amount of laughter! |
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09-08-2007
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| Smart Beaver Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: montreal,quebec | Its always a pleasure to make people laugh 
__________________ -----///\\-----Plz ----///-\\\----Put This ---|||---|||---On Your ---|||---|||---account If ---|||---|||---You Know ----\\\-///----Someone -----\\///-----Who Died or is dying ------///\-----Of -----///\\\----Cancer ----///--\\\ Dont let breast cancer kill,do your breast exam Pleaseeee |
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09-13-2007
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| Learning Beaver Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pembroke
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Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts | I love it!! |
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