the 5 answers we have all been waiting for

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch


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[chicky82]

funny stuff :laughmonkey:

that's disgusting --- but it made me laugh lol!

[GottaLoveKris]

lmfao! haha they're great!

[circulation]

funny

[treenan]

omg, that was disgustingly funny, roflmao....I'm passing this on to my select friends.

[crackercrumb]

[quote=aamandaa;9698

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
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After seeing Angelina Jolie in Foxfire & seeing her nipples - I had always wondered what the extra bumps were. Now I know.

[rocklobster]

haha well done, well done

[Maddie_15]

lol but they're gross