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05-30-2007, 04:16 PM

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

05-30-2007, 04:31 PM

I Love That!!!!!!

Destiny · 05-30-2007, 04:34 PM

lol,,,, 2 cute

05-30-2007, 06:23 PM

All women are beautiful, and should be treated like royalE,

Diets are dumb and all pretty much have the same concept but different names and are a waste of money. YoU just need the will power Girls
You should only eat when they are truly hungry, or when your stomache growls.

05-30-2007, 06:24 PM

LOL I love the joke,

ameliamarie · 05-30-2007, 06:41 PM

lol great joke, needed that today =)

maggie · 05-30-2007, 06:47 PM

haha! thanks for the laugh!

05-31-2007, 12:40 AM

Aint that the truth?:laughmonkey: :laughmonkey:

06-02-2007, 12:11 AM

ha! soooo true lol

06-02-2007, 12:12 AM

dont forget all 4 have to be hot!

FreakyChiquita · 06-06-2007, 11:24 PM

loves it! lol

06-07-2007, 10:26 AM

LOL.... if only guys actually were perfect like that.....

Shanese21 · 06-15-2007, 11:11 PM

lol that so funny

cheetah · 06-16-2007, 01:43 AM

So Good I Printed This One And Took It To Work!:laughmonkey:

maddmudder · 08-12-2007, 02:06 AM

I loved the jokes. I want to put them on myspace *lol*

10-07-2007, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C...T

All women are beautiful, and should be treated like royalE,

Diets are dumb and all pretty much have the same concept but different names and are a waste of money. YoU just need the will power Girls
You should only eat when they are truly hungry, or when your stomache growls.

I agree. i eat when i'm hungry and whatever i feel like it. Life's too short not to enjoy a good meal! It's one of the things my husband loves is that i love food

arayasunshine20 · 01-04-2008, 05:45 PM

Well my hunny does all of the first 4 things, so I never needed the 5th one lol

07-28-2008, 01:00 PM

lol dont forget drop dead gorgeous!

05-30-2007, 04:16 PM	#1
babyhuggies Guest Posts: n/a SMARTIES: . Donate babyhuggies's Inventory	Five Tips For Women Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

05-30-2007, 04:34 PM	#3
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C...T Guest Posts: n/a SMARTIES: . Donate C...T's Inventory	All women are beautiful, and should be treated like royalE, Diets are dumb and all pretty much have the same concept but different names and are a waste of money. YoU just need the will power Girls You should only eat when they are truly hungry, or when your stomache growls.

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daniellerae Guest Posts: n/a SMARTIES: . Donate daniellerae's Inventory	lol dont forget drop dead gorgeous!