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Bellissima · 10-18-2008, 06:08 PM

The young couple were driving home on the coldest night of the year.On the side of the road was a baby skunk, all curled up and freezing.The woman asked her husband if they could take it home for the night and keep it warm until the morning.Hubby felt sorry and said sure.
She picked the poor shivering creature up and put it on her lap, "where should I put him, he's almost frozen" she asked worriedly.
Hubby told her to put it up under her skirt, between her legs "Lots of heat there, that'll warm him up pretty quick" he said.
She started to put the baby skunk up her skirt when a thought struck her."What about the smell?"
"Don't worry," hubby said, "he's a skunk, I'm sure he can handle it."
The young man was admitted to the hospital with head injuries and is expected a full recovery.
The skunk was pronounced dead at the scene.

:((((

royalljade · 12-19-2008, 02:09 AM

OMFG!!!!! I have never heard that one!!! AWSOME!!!

10-18-2008, 06:08 PM	#1
Bellissima Bella Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6 Threads: 2 Thanks: 26 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post SMARTIES: 5. Donate Bellissima's Inventory	Funky Skunky The young couple were driving home on the coldest night of the year.On the side of the road was a baby skunk, all curled up and freezing.The woman asked her husband if they could take it home for the night and keep it warm until the morning.Hubby felt sorry and said sure. She picked the poor shivering creature up and put it on her lap, "where should I put him, he's almost frozen" she asked worriedly. Hubby told her to put it up under her skirt, between her legs "Lots of heat there, that'll warm him up pretty quick" he said. She started to put the baby skunk up her skirt when a thought struck her."What about the smell?" "Don't worry," hubby said, "he's a skunk, I'm sure he can handle it." The young man was admitted to the hospital with head injuries and is expected a full recovery. The skunk was pronounced dead at the scene. :((((

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12-19-2008, 02:09 AM	#2
royalljade Diva Beaver Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Nova Scotia Canada Posts: 286 Threads: 69 Thanks: 74 Thanked 429 Times in 71 Posts SMARTIES: 2012. Donate royalljade's Inventory	OMFG!!!!! I have never heard that one!!! AWSOME!!!