A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes roll back in his head.

Panicked, his friend pulls out his cell phone and calls 911. He frantically gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead, what do I do?"

The operator answers back in a calm, soothing voice, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, we have to make sure he's dead."

The phone goes silent for a moment, then a shot is heard, "Okay, now what?"