Just between us women

Pregnancy Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
orderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,
but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife
is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and
act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker
that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10.. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and
eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand :
1........ OTHER WOMEN

Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day ..

WE ALL NEED a SMILE

Those are good---:laughmonkey: Thanks for the laugh

[HappyCappy]

Yes very very cute and funny, I emailed this one out as soon as i read it

that was a good laugh ^.^

Those were great....don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time.

Even I got a chuckle out of some of them - LOL

That was pretty funny!!!

[itzzaangel]

those were funny and most of them true!!LOL

Thanks it made me smile

*still nodding* -that was excellent- just what i needed this morning! *seriously* :] -r.

[Shanese21]

you just made my day

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.


Hahaha, love these!
Thanks!!

[momg]

i love that i'm going to put a copy of this one on my fridge!

[deeitsme]

thanks for the laughs - I saved them and printed them out. LOL :laughmonkey: :laughmonkey:

oh my ,that was good thanks

thanks for the laugh! that was so funny!!!:laughmonkey:

*laughs* Thanks! I sent the Estrogene one to my mom. :p

Thanx for the laugh,i really needed that

haha.. that is really good. Had a gd laugh

haha love it!

[Dimension]

Hahaha, hilarious!

I like the pregnancy ones.

very nice thanks for sharing