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royalljade · 12-19-2008, 02:07 AM

ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20's, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions."

"Onions?" the son asked.

"Yes. You see them and they make you cry." the father replied.

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his
30's & 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After he is
50+, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?" the daughter asked.

"Yes, dear - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

johnnyc · 12-20-2008, 11:19 AM

not to mention you only get it up once a year.

royalljade · 12-20-2008, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyc

not to mention you only get it up once a year.

OMG!!! I never even thought of that at all!!! LMAO

Naomi · 12-20-2008, 08:58 PM

Thanks guys....your comeback johnnyc is as good as the original..lol

circulation · 04-10-2009, 02:40 PM

love this one

12-19-2008, 02:07 AM	#1
royalljade Diva Beaver Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Nova Scotia Canada Posts: 286 Threads: 69 Thanks: 74 Thanked 429 Times in 71 Posts SMARTIES: 2012. Donate royalljade's Inventory	Onions and Christmas Trees ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20's, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" the son asked. "Yes. You see them and they make you cry." the father replied. This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's & 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After he is 50+, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asked. "Yes, dear - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

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circulation Baby Beaver Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 4 Thanks: 6 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts SMARTIES: 11. Donate circulation's Inventory	love this one