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Guardian · 07-08-2007, 12:20 AM

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her hand.

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her breast.

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" and he takes off her clothes.

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" and he sticks his you know what into her you know where.

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest, after a few minutes: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Destiny · 07-09-2007, 02:02 AM

lol...... must have been a catholic priest.....

*Note: I'm catholic, just to let you know...

Guardian · 07-09-2007, 02:30 AM

hehe, I'm catholic too.

pwwbear · 07-09-2007, 12:31 PM

that is a sick joke... don't find it funny in the least.

roxyjazz · 07-09-2007, 03:25 PM

HA, I thought it was funny!!;)

07-09-2007, 04:26 PM

....lol ..good one ..

maggie · 07-09-2007, 05:31 PM

haha..very funny!

marika · 07-10-2007, 01:34 PM

it was funny... sick too, but those R the good ones!
thanx

07-25-2008, 11:47 PM

ahahahaa

that would be sick if a priest repeated it

GottaLoveKris · 01-21-2009, 09:42 PM

sick but i couldn't stop laughing!!! XD

07-08-2007, 12:20 AM	#1
Guardian Wise Beaver Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,027 Threads: 48 Thanks: 122 Thanked 142 Times in 116 Posts SMARTIES: 0. Donate Guardian's Inventory	Son of a B**** Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her hand. Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" and he touches her breast. Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" and he takes off her clothes. Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" and he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest, after a few minutes: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "But father he had AIDS!" Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

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Destiny The Ultimate Beaver Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 5,541 Threads: 2489 Thanks: 2,525 Thanked 5,186 Times in 1,843 Posts SMARTIES: 71. Donate Destiny's Inventory	lol...... must have been a catholic priest..... *Note: I'm catholic, just to let you know... __________________

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GottaLoveKris Smart Beaver Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 110 Threads: 6 Thanks: 27 Thanked 62 Times in 11 Posts SMARTIES: 70. Donate GottaLoveKris's Inventory	sick but i couldn't stop laughing!!! XD __________________ - - Kristina

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07-09-2007, 02:30 AM	#3
Guardian Wise Beaver Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,027 Threads: 48 Thanks: 122 Thanked 142 Times in 116 Posts SMARTIES: 0. Donate Guardian's Inventory	hehe, I'm catholic too.

07-09-2007, 12:31 PM	#4
pwwbear Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 336 Threads: 130 Thanks: 81 Thanked 245 Times in 100 Posts SMARTIES: 165. Donate pwwbear's Inventory	that is a sick joke... don't find it funny in the least.

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roxyjazz Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: NB Posts: 288 Thanks: 4 Thanked 13 Times in 13 Posts SMARTIES: 5. Donate roxyjazz's Inventory	HA, I thought it was funny!!;)

07-09-2007, 04:26 PM	#6
plyrss86 Guest Posts: n/a SMARTIES: . Donate plyrss86's Inventory	....lol ..good one ..

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maggie Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Saint John, NB Posts: 826 Threads: 10 Thanks: 1,218 Thanked 225 Times in 94 Posts SMARTIES: 0. Donate maggie's Inventory	haha..very funny!

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marika Smart Beaver Join Date: May 2007 Location: Keswick Ontario Posts: 100 Threads: 11 Thanks: 167 Thanked 28 Times in 16 Posts SMARTIES: 0. Donate marika's Inventory	it was funny... sick too, but those R the good ones! thanx

07-25-2008, 11:47 PM	#9
daniellerae Guest Posts: n/a SMARTIES: . Donate daniellerae's Inventory	ahahahaa that would be sick if a priest repeated it