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04-17-2007, 12:01 AM

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch

:laughmonkey:

:laughmonkey: :Clappinghands

chicky82 · 02-17-2008, 01:30 AM

funny stuff :laughmonkey:

07-28-2008, 12:39 PM

that's disgusting --- but it made me laugh lol!

GottaLoveKris · 01-19-2009, 05:13 PM

lmfao! haha they're great!

circulation · 04-10-2009, 02:35 PM

funny

treenan · 05-03-2009, 12:31 PM

omg, that was disgustingly funny, roflmao....I'm passing this on to my select friends.

crackercrumb · 05-06-2009, 05:07 PM

[quote=aamandaa;9698

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
[/QUOTE]

After seeing Angelina Jolie in Foxfire & seeing her nipples - I had always wondered what the extra bumps were. Now I know.

rocklobster · 06-09-2009, 05:48 PM

haha well done, well done

Maddie_15 · 07-09-2009, 09:46 PM

lol but they're gross

04-17-2007, 12:01 AM	#1
aamandaa Guest Posts: n/a SMARTIES: . Donate aamandaa's Inventory	the 5 answers we have all been waiting for THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch :laughmonkey: :laughmonkey: :Clappinghands Last edited by Destiny; 02-17-2008 at 07:36 PM..

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daniellerae Guest Posts: n/a SMARTIES: . Donate daniellerae's Inventory	that's disgusting --- but it made me laugh lol!

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