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chicky82 · 03-27-2009, 05:11 PM

WARNING TO WOMEN!
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys
removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago.
I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.
It was just that quick.
The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.
Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?
I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in
jeans.
And then the thieves struck again.

My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took
pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with
earlier. But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower
than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour
of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I
was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper
arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was
really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.

What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a
turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up
and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic ' surgeons are using REAL
replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time
someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from
you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying
in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was
relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I
slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on
BTW - These same thieves came into my closet and shrank my clothes!
How do they do it????

johnnyc · 03-28-2009, 11:06 AM

Yeah my wife was pissed when it happend to her, but I did'nt here a thing. The night before somone cut my hair off and glued it in my ears.

Shandon00 · 04-11-2009, 04:03 PM

lol!!!! You are both funny!!

~StOrM~ · 04-11-2009, 05:26 PM

hahahaha too funny!

03-27-2009, 05:11 PM	#1
chicky82 Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere in the inner reaches of my insane mind Posts: 3,277 Threads: 146 Thanks: 277 Thanked 731 Times in 359 Posts SMARTIES: 6635. Donate chicky82's Inventory	Warning to Women!! :) WARNING TO WOMEN! You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again. My bum was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new bum was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts. Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was drying my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next? When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic ' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you? THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS! P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband. Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on BTW - These same thieves came into my closet and shrank my clothes! How do they do it???? __________________ http://jorats.com/forum/index.php I Pet Rats Newbie Links. Please Read How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know)

04-11-2009, 04:03 PM	#3
Shandon00 Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Calgary Alberta Posts: 721 Threads: 178 Thanks: 837 Thanked 454 Times in 217 Posts SMARTIES: 791. Donate Shandon00's Inventory	lol!!!! You are both funny!! __________________

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johnnyc Smart Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: mississauga Posts: 242 Threads: 7 Thanks: 1,011 Thanked 30 Times in 25 Posts SMARTIES: 466. Donate johnnyc's Inventory	Yeah my wife was pissed when it happend to her, but I did'nt here a thing. The night before somone cut my hair off and glued it in my ears.

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~StOrM~ Smart Beaver Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 238 Threads: 6 Thanks: 618 Thanked 26 Times in 13 Posts SMARTIES: 749. Donate ~StOrM~'s Inventory	hahahaha too funny!