"What did you do all day?" He asked

[HappyCappy]

What do you do all day???

A man came home from work and found his? three children outside, still in
their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers
strewn all around the front? yard.?

The door of his wife's car was open, and so the front? door to the house
and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into? the entry, he found an
even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was
wadded against one wall.?

In the? front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the?
family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.??

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was? spilled on the
counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food? was spilled on the floor
a broken glass lay under the table, and a? small pile of sand was spread
by the back door.?

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife.. He was worried she might be ill, or that
something serious had happened.?

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the
bathroom door.?

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn
over?
the floor. Miles of toilet? paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been
smeared?over the mirror and walls.?

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed
in her pyjamas, reading a novel.?

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how? his day went..?

He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What? happened here today?'?

She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from
work and you ask me what in? the world I do all day?'?

'Yes,' was his incredulous reply.??

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'??




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[cheetah]

I love It!!!! Thanks priceless.

[chicky82]

very funny