A blonde cop stops blonde motorist

Naomi · 06-08-2008

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

Destiny · 06-09-2008

ahha.... thx 4 the laugh!!!!

kitty2b · 06-30-2008

lol thats hilarious!

liljj07 · 06-30-2008

Thanks for the laugh

The power of the mirror

amanda_jayna17 · 07-14-2008

too funny!

jassi_kaur2007 · 07-15-2008

HAHAHAHAHA, good one

crackercrumb · 07-23-2008

lol. liked it.

daniellerae · 07-24-2008

lol that's great!! i've never heard it before!

06-08-2008	#1
Naomi Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Hexxagon Champion! Mahjong Connect Champion! Color Jumper Champion! Location: Miramichi, NB Posts: 2,782 Threads: 998 Thanks: 220 Thanked 1,276 Times in 705 Posts	A blonde cop stops blonde motorist A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer." The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror. She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now." __________________ How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know)

06-09-2008	#2
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06-30-2008	#3
kitty2b Junior Beaver Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 56 Threads: 2 Thanks: 39 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts	lol thats hilarious! __________________ Kitty2b, that's me! Tee hee!

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07-23-2008	#7
crackercrumb Tanned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 718 Threads: 163 Thanks: 422 Thanked 285 Times in 139 Posts	lol. liked it. __________________

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amanda_jayna17 Baby Beaver Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 8 Threads: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	too funny!

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jassi_kaur2007 Junior Beaver Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Vancouver Posts: 52 Threads: 3 Thanks: 10 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	HAHAHAHAHA, good one

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