a heart of gold

[babyhuggies]

For those who have negative feelings about lawyers...

Heart of Gold
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to
stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you
eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to
eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the
lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a
wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered t he car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows
turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for
taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The
grass is almost a foot high."

[chantel]

I have to tell this to my nephew who is a lawyer who enjoys lawyer jokes.

[plyrss86]

A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical.

A few days later the Doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

At the next physical the Doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful." ;)

The Doctor exclaimed, "I didn't say that. I said you got a HEART MURMUR. BE CAREFUL."

[chantel]

Got to get a hearing aid man!

[Nameless]

Very funny