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Naomi · 10-20-2007

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and
said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die".

1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send
him off to work in a good mood.

2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and
put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back
to work.

3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't
burden him with household chores.

4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy
his every whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had told her.

"You're going to die," she replied.

awaite · 10-20-2007

LMAO that was pretty funny and true...

Veronica · 10-22-2007

XD lol, nice one.

Guardian · 10-22-2007

LOL

ouch.....

Naomi · 10-22-2007

I know Guardian....but funny

.☆. · 10-28-2007

Hehe, brilliant.

Hammer · 11-05-2007

lmao, it sounds like the fifties.

Naomi · 11-06-2007

You would be suprised!

daniellerae · 07-28-2008

hehe that's good!

10-20-2007	#1
Naomi Beaver Godess Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Miramichi, NB Posts: 2,812 Threads: 995 Thanks: 225 Thanked 1,349 Times in 719 Posts	A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die". 1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. 2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work. 3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with household chores. 4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her. "You're going to die," she replied.

10-20-2007	#2
awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,641 Threads: 231 Thanks: 1,508 Thanked 694 Times in 556 Posts	LMAO that was pretty funny and true... __________________ Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know)

10-28-2007	#6
.☆. Beaver Virgin Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 0 Thanks: 4 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Hehe, brilliant. __________________ Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

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Hammer Diva Beaver Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 328 Threads: 6 Thanks: 9 Thanked 24 Times in 15 Posts	lmao, it sounds like the fifties. __________________ HAMMER ll--- LITTLE DIVA PIG! I hope she won, voting now closed. cross your fingers wish me luck! You vote for me I vote for you for something else! hopefully win win situation!

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daniellerae Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 554 Threads: 158 Thanks: 3 Thanked 13 Times in 9 Posts	hehe that's good! __________________ Danielle!!

10-22-2007	#3
Veronica Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Edmonton Posts: 725 Threads: 42 Thanks: 43 Thanked 124 Times in 52 Posts	XD lol, nice one.

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Guardian Wise Beaver Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,031 Threads: 48 Thanks: 122 Thanked 139 Times in 115 Posts	LOL ouch.....

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