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marsh24 · 09-08-2007

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
P.S -There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Tackywooly · 09-09-2007

That's gross!

marsh24 · 09-10-2007

other than a simple wee giggle. i'm terribly sorry really if you are offended... i just thought it caught my funny and well, okay maybe i'm bent (dont be too quick to agree)! but that all was meant...

daniellerae · 07-28-2008

ahaaha that's sick!

09-08-2007	#1
marsh24 Junior Beaver Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 64 Threads: 18 Thanks: 88 Thanked 13 Times in 12 Posts	Adult Content - Facts on Water As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. P.S -There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

09-10-2007	#3
marsh24 Junior Beaver Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 64 Threads: 18 Thanks: 88 Thanked 13 Times in 12 Posts	yikes, was not meant to be anything other than a simple wee giggle. i'm terribly sorry really if you are offended... i just thought it caught my funny and well, okay maybe i'm bent (dont be too quick to agree)! but that all was meant...

07-28-2008	#4
daniellerae Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 554 Threads: 158 Thanks: 3 Thanked 13 Times in 9 Posts	ahaaha that's sick! __________________ Danielle!!

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Tackywooly Junior Beaver Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Edmonton, AB Posts: 75 Thanks: 581 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	That's gross!