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Miss Cristy · 07-15-2008

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play Topless.'

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, 'Come on,Southern Girl needs new clothes!'

As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings, and her Clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know... I thought you were watching.'

Moral of the story:

Not all Southerners are stupid.

Not all blondes are dumb.

But all men... Are men.

Naomi · 07-15-2008

thank you!..lol

daniellerae · 07-25-2008

thanks for the chuckle -- that's great!

07-15-2008	#1
Miss Cristy Smart Beaver Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Windsor, Ontario... EH? Posts: 239 Threads: 10 Thanks: 206 Thanked 48 Times in 32 Posts	Alabama Blonde Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play Topless.' With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, 'Come on,Southern Girl needs new clothes!' As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings, and her Clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know... I thought you were watching.' Moral of the story: Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But all men... Are men. __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!

07-15-2008	#2
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