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| Junior Beaver | From a recent poll published by the BBC... The UK's top 10 most ridiculous British laws were listed as: # 1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%) # 2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%) # 3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%) # 4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned(5%) # 5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%) # 6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%) # 7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%) # 8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%) # 9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour # 10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%) The top 10 bizarre foreign laws as voted by those polled: # 1. In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk (9%) # 2. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%) # 3. A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror (7%) # 4. In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm (6%) # 5. It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama (6%) # 6. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed (6%) # 7. Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth (6%) # 8. In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits (5%) # 9. There is no age of consent in Japan (5%) # 10. In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon (4%) ![]()
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| Moderator ![]() Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Earth (where else?) | wow.... thanks for the post
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| Junior Beaver | I was particularly impressed with UK pregnant women being allowed to pee wherever they bloody well choose. So, that means that in Britain a woman has to be pregnant to enjoy the same urinary freedoms as a man. ![]()
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| Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: surrey bc | lol these are funny |
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| Junior Beaver | It's almost like a history lesson to see these old laws in a modern context. The one that truly baffles me is the only law that isn't ridiculous, that in Alabama it's illegal to drive blindfolded. That law actually makes sense, a lot of sense, so much sense that it might even be considered common sense. What happened that it had to be legislated!! :shockingmonkey:
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